How I Became Particle Physicists’ Enemy #1

What I like best is the functional symmetry in our backstories, she and I.

Call out their bullshit. Be right about all of it. Fail even harder precisely due to it.

What I like least is the meta-narrative point at the end of her video: So go buy my course at Brilliant, and sign up for their gold plan, because they’re a sponsor too.

Ick.

There must be another way, even if it’s not Better, and: there is.

This is it. I’m here living it.

Add in a little Bernardo, Robin, Peter for the foraging, and this is my physics.