This Poem’s History

Today I drove to Winslow and bought cat litter on a credit card and I’m a little bitter about that for a constellation of reasons. You can imagine. This evening I required some soothing.

Personally nothing triggers ASMR for me better than English spoken with an accent. For example:

Chinese

Kenyan

Puerto Rican

I’ve heard people sometimes fussing over whether ASMR is related to sexuality.

Mostly I don’t really think so.

But so what if it is?