I got a text from some company doing political polling.

It said some stuff and it concluded by telling me that this was my chance to Get Involved.

That was the wrong thing to say to me right now.

I am already far more involved than I want to be.

I don’t believe for one second that Getting Involved with your company or PAC or party or cult or whatever it is will do me one damn bit of good in the first place, and even on the off chance that it might, I can’t afford it because my stress would be spiked simply by adding to my load of over-involvement.

So thanks anyway, and you are cordially invited to leave me the fuck alone to brood on my failures as a citizen and productive member of this shining Land of Liberty you got going on here.

Good luck in all your future endeavors I am sure.