What is the right construction? ‘Happy Nine Eleven’ doesn’t seem quite right.

In any case, let’s all celebrate the Patriot Act and the loss of our civil liberties with one from the late lamented John Prine.

But your flag decal won’t get you
Into Heaven any more.
It’s already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don’t like killin’
No matter what the reasons for
And your flag decal won’t get you
Into Heaven any more.

Bonus content: Brian Eno – Don’t get a job