Source–(and if you watch the whole thing you get to see Christoforou get hit on, in broad daylight on a street in St. Petersburg, by a flirty MILF, as a bonus)

Note for note rhetorical perfection, typos excepted.

Reminiscent of Woody’s ‘drug cartel’ story in his last SNL monologue.

You absolutely can not have it both ways, Ant’ny. Please pass the word.