Media (and serious alt-media) Responds To News of Trump Victory

Da Boyz got it exactly right.

Tempting though they may be, we stand united in declining to lick up the delicious lib-tears rolling down your puffy cheeks.

You can mope a while if you like. It’s understandable.

But very soon it will be high time to stop screaming at each other trying to score points, and start making common cause for a legitimately better society and planet, not this fake blue mockery of “better” that actual democracy just broke in half and threw away.

The Resistance has been waiting to welcome you all along.