Here on the dirt edge, it doesn’t even feel like a thing that’s happening anymore. I do my little water runs down the road. Some people are wearing, others are not. Nobody seems to have a clue what six feet looks like.

Meanwhile, up in Colorado:

Waffle House Cook Shot Over A Mask

Beyond the one story, the clip offers a montage of idiots coughing on store employees, spitting on the floor, and generally behaving like vermin.

The amiably baffled coverage of the American hell comes courtesy of our second favorite Canadian.

The government’s broken. The people are broken. It’s a real good time to own a yacht.